hey, i'm austin.

moshfegh-pilled:

(when she says she likes to be degraded) you are dust and to dust you shall return

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fearthefuzzybear:

coughloop:

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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natashafromfallout:

Asserting dominance over my cat by slapping the red dot and turning off the laser pointer. I can kill it just fine, sounds like a skill issue little buddy.

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cryptotheism:

Ripley’s just fuck off and get out of here

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thoughtcascades:

I love asking 7 different people for advice then do what i want

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nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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cafeeconleche:

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aflo:

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